Event:
Topfest
Location: Ardea Zelena Voda
Photos by: Miroslav Bako ©
Oliver
Henry and Phil
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Grant
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SAILOR on stage
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Henry
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Oliver
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SAILOR on stage
Grant
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Oliver during "Con Te
Partiṛ"
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Steyr to Slovakia - A journey report by Grant Serpell
Dear Everyone
Katrin asked me to write about our last trip to Bad Segeberg.
Unfortunately, I was very busy at the time so I let her down.
However, our concerts on 27th and 28th June were rather more
interesting and maybe warrant a small report.
The trip started in a routine way with a flight to Vienna, but
things began to go wrong when we were met by a man who spoke no
English with a car that would hold us, but not our baggage.
After much sign language and mime we managed to get a van and
driver to take the gear. Mark, our engineer, kindly offered to
accompany the gear and off we set for Steyr.
Well, not really. We had to brave the traffic of Ring and Gurtel
etc to pick up the representative of our agent.
This only took one and a half hours so now we were on our way
with six people in a small Opel (I believe was the
"Fruit").
The driver had a unique style which included much use of his
mobile phone and the ability to steer at 145 kph with just two
fingers resting lightly on the wheel. I politely asked if he
minded holding onto the steering wheel, which he did, but then
decided to drive faster.
Henry asked him to slow down so he now limited his performance to
the inside and middle lane where he tried to force any innocent
offenders out of his way by driving very close to them. The high
spot of his repertoire in this part of the journey was to use his
mobile while we were about two metres behind a Feurwehr
vehicle.
We survived the motorway and then he came up with his "piece
de resistance" by changing down to overtake while using his
mobile -- I can only guess at what piece of his anatomy he
was steering with.
We at last reached Steyr and immediately requested that we never
see this man again.
We related the events to Mark, who was in the other vehicle,
expecting him to exude sympathy for us. Not the case -- his
driver, in the midst of a thunderstorm, missed the exit for Steyr
but still tried to turn off, resulting in the van travelling
sideways along the motorway for about 200 metres. Afterwards
he told Mark that everything was OK as his God protected him --
he failed to mention who was meant to protect Mark!
Great hotel, great crew, great gig -- about 3000 people for a
town festival.
We played for 85 minutes -- our second longest ever and
thoroughly enjoyed it.
On Saturday we drove to Slovakia with strict instructions not to
excede 120 kph.
Great hotel again in Piestany, right next to a river,
so I went fish spotting and saw a local man catch a bream and I
also saw some large barbel. -- I know this is of no interest to
you so I will spare you any info about the golf course on the
other side of the river.
The gig was about 20 minutes away and was called Topfest. This
was a typical rock festival with 20,000 young Slovakians.
In the dressing room there was a sheet showing who was playing.
It did not mention us but did show that SLAYER were playing.
At this point I must point out that about 4 1/2 years ago we were
booked to play in Salzburg but the gig was cancelled. As it
is such a lovely city we went anyway and while walking around the
city saw a poster for the cancelled show. The interesting and
relevant point is that we were billed as SLAYER, a band in a
slightly different part of the musical spectrum.
Due to this previous experience I had a sudden dread that we were
to perform to 20,000 people who were expecting to see Slayer and
not SAILOR.
I quickly found the promoter who assured me that they had played
on the previous night and that the festival included many
types of band.
Anyway the gig was really great. A good reception and we played
for just over an hour.
If my language skills had been more sophisticated I would love to
have asked how 16 year old Slovakians react to a 64 year old man
pretending to do a striptease.
On second thoughts, maybe I wouldn't.
We celebrated what we felt was a successful trip back at the
hotel.
I was poured a glass of red and when I tasted it I thought that
Mark had swapped it for a Jack Daniels and Coke as it tasted so
weird; but no, it was the red wine from the dressing room.
Our best wishes to all our loyal fans out there in SAILORland.
Hope to see you all soon at a gig.
Grant Serpell (Schlagzeuger)
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